Tuesday 5 July 2011

Natalia Kills releases "Free" video

After weeks of hype Natalia Kills finally released the video to her third official single "Free"... *sigh*... once again, I'm lost for words.

Let me start off by saying that the ORIGINAL version of "Free" WITHOUT Will.I.Am is one of my favourite tracks off of her debut album "Perfectionist", but to be perfectly honest with you the fact he has been featured on a remixed version to try and sell the single fucks me off royally. Ive never been this fucked off and disturbed by something since the Norwood Highway Massacre of 2007, THAT'S how put off i am right now...

*slowly sips tea* Shall we begin with the basics?... good... *places saucer on tables*
  • "hen the highest rated comments on your video are "NICE PUBES", "Will.I.Am can't rap for shit" & "Shes like a generic Lady GaGa", its pretty clear that... well. YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
  • The whole idea of the video just shows that Natalia is the biggest one trick pony in the game. Shes been saying all this bullshit since the start of her stint as Natalia Kills (i say stint as i honestly do NOT see her marauding as Natalia in a years time).
  • The GaGa comparisons are getting beyond a joke now. When they first started it was slightly amusing and interesting, but not its getting to a point where its almost like GaGa released the same video 2 years ago during "The Fame" era
  • For someone who rattles on about 'Artistic Credibility' you had to remix your single to feature the worst rapper off all time, JUST to try and get a solid hit. There is no artistic or deeper meaning behind the remixing, you want a hit, that's it bitch
  • When it comes to success, always the bridesmaid, never the bride
  • The song (if one unplugs their earphones during the Will.I.Am sections) becomes very enjoyable. I suggest you try it.
  • The song reminds me of Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights" and section of the video remind me of Sky Ferreira's video to "One". This one has no more originality than Glee's pathetic cover versions do.
In Summary...
DEAR NATALIA KILLS, FIND A MORE IMPRESSIVE, ORIGINAL ACT AND STICK TO IT, YOUR BI-POLAR MESSAGES AND OVERUSED GIMMICK ARE BECOMING INCREASINGLY OLD AND ABOUT AS STIFF AS A POST-JUNE 2010 COLUMBO!!!


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