Middle finger in the air if your WHAT is WHAT :O :O :O

First things first. I have a moral dilemma here. Can i review this song ? A song so trashy that it is beatiful in its own twisted way ? Yeah, i can, quite easily to be honest.

I was introduced to the song 'Party Like A Millionaire' - The Millionaires by our loving blog creator and Fuhrer Busty St. Clair. With an awesome technopop vibe and hair that is more out of control than Brandy on a highway , my initial thoughts about the song were positive. Then the first line is uttered...

'Middle finger in the air if your pussy's tight.'

Followed by the equally brilliant

'All the boys are getting hard down to fuck tonight.'

And that was me. Jordy was sold faster than a black child at Madonna's house. This song is the latest to use what i like to call the SLS - "Shock Lyrics Strategy". Other notable songs would include Khia - My Neck, My Back and The Outhere Brothers - Wiggle Wiggle.

Im not the most politically correct person but when i first heard this song i thought 'Oh my GAWD !' and since this its became a personal favourite (though it must be avoided when small children or the elderly are near). I discovered the hard way that adults do not like their children to be subjected to songs which include verses such as...

"You want this bomb ass pussy

Who's got that bomb ass pussy

I've got that bomb ass pussy

White girl with a bomb ass pussy"

Kids are exposed to that kinda shit all the time. On TV, in magazines, on the streets, so why shouldn't people make songs as goddamn filthy and nasty as they possibly can. My advice ? YOU GO GIRLS ! You show 'The Man' whos the boss !!!

Fuck the Po-Po !

Sympathy ? Hell yeah !

Ive decided to just do a wee quick review of one of my all-time favorite songs The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil.

Now, my fascination with this song comes from an, admittedly, sad place. My favorite book is Mikhail Bulgakov - The Master and Margarita and it was rumored that this book was Mick Jaggers' inspiration for the song as some of the lines are similar.

At just over 6 minutes long, its not the shortest of songs but it does tell a decent story, unlike most of the pish that is spouted out by today's crack-ravaged youth (yeah, Ke$ha am lookin at you, feel free to come at me bro). As this glorious little chart depicts...

With a marvelous rock arrangement behind it, Sympathy for the Devil detail some of the worst human atrocities that have been witnessed by the narrator of the story... SATAN ! This includes the Russian Revolution 1917 (I stuck around St. Petersburg when i saw it was a time for a change.) and the JFK assassination (I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedy's ?' When after all it was you and me.)

The Rolling Stones took a bit of flak for this song as some Christian Extremists (the batshit motherfuckers) took the line 'So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste.' to be evidence that Jagger and his crew were secret devil worshipers.

The fucking Illuminati get everywhere don't they ?

P.S - Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom >>> LIFE !

P.P.S - I do not in anyway condone the Illuminati... ELLA ELLA ELLA ! BAPHOMET ATTACK !