Christina Aguilera and Adam Levine release 'Moves like Jagger'

Earlier on today Christina Aguilera and fellow 'The Voice' co-judge Adam Levine (Maroon 5) released a duet called 'Moves Like Jagger' following up the last duet to come from the show which was Madame X and Cee-Lo Greens 'Nasty'. Since im in the UK and we don't yet have 'The Voice' airing on any channels (flop?) i honestly don't know much about the release, but all i know is, its a nice wee duet and its good to hear both Madame X and Mr. Maroon 5 back on form (even if both of their latest releases were not all that bad, BIONIC included).

Listen to the track below and tell us what you think. Hit or shit. YOU decided...

Gif of the Week #2

This = My Life tbh...

The Flop Chart: Bruno Mars

Yes kiddies its that time once again. Hold onto ya wigs, ya husband, ya kids and every amount of self-respect you have for yourself. Its time for WNHFT's second instalment of our new weekly addition. The Flop Chart! In case you don't already know, this is where i (the fantastic Busty St.Clair) rank our worlds biggest pop stars on a biased scale deeming how successful they are, taking into consideration overall album sales, single chartings and most important, live performances and what i personally think of them.
Well gang, its time to reveal this weeks unlucky candidate and its none other than the new 'King of Pop' (and coke apparently)...

 Bruno Mars

After much deliberation among online forumers/the general public/myself it has been decided that Bruno Mars - in the grand scheme of things - if Flopping. This is down to a couple of reasons that i am gonna write about/rant about below... if your a 'Holligan', sit you ass down, grab a pencil and paper and take some fucking notes. If your stans of anyone else, you will find popcorn on the table. Enjoy!

1) His live performances are terrible. Receipts i hear you ask? Just google his performance at the fucking grammys 2011. Janelle Monae and fucking B.o.B show that druggie clown up during their group performance. Hew the fuck says tis bitch is a fucking king of pop if he is getting shown up by fucking B.o.B (Janelle is flawless though)...

2) His singles are fucking atrocious. Every last one of them is playing to some sort of cliche that I'm really not here for. Heres hoping next time this bitch tries to catch a grenade that shit goes off and takes his hands off. Maybe, just maybe he wont be able to write anymore music (fingers - or lack thereof - crossed! :D). Also, longevity is key Mr. Mars. You don't have it... (besides Grenade, but that shits annoying!)

3) His album isn't much better. I listened to it, i ain't impressed. The schmaltzy lyrics and other shit may be cute to other people who stan for those whom i consider basic (Brandy, Keri Hilson etc.) but me? i think ill pass...

4)61 percent is acceptable on Metacritic Bruno... it should be interesting to see how it rises/drops when a second studio album is released.

And those are the reasons why in todays modern climate Bruno Mars is in fact flopping in todays modern climate. Hew gon check me boo? You mad? etc. etc.

This is Busty St.Clair signing out asking if you mad sis? And if you are, then...

Song of the Week [POP]: Jennifer Lopez - Hypnotico (Silly Heartbreakers)

If you follow my personal twitter, you will know that i have been Stanning/Pu$$y Poppin' to this Lil number for a couple of weeks now and when a reason presented itself to make this the song of the week, needless to say i couldn't resist.

After the previous singles "On The Floor" and the Lil Wayne assisted "I'm Into You" J-Lo has taken it upon herself to release one of the few remaining 'good' tracks on her latest studio album "LOVE?", this track being the club-ready GaGa Penned belter called "Hypnotico" and without a doubt one of the albums few highlights (its very... dry in that sense). Originally written and produced for a as of now dropped artist called Tami Chynn (youtube her, she has some decent songs) the song "Hypnotico" has now found its way into the hands of Miss. Lopez and it goes without saying that when it comes to a third single, theres no better option than the ever fantastic 'Hypnotico' (even if it should have been the second single over the 'Whats My Name' esk "I'm Into You")

The track itself is nothing out of the ordinary and some might even say its as generic as they come. While this may be true, there is no denying this is a better effort than her previous single "I'm Into You" and one of her better singles in recent years (although not better than "On The Floor"). Following a dirty sounding bass line and a very rhythmic-like verse structure, the song is helped by J-Los sweet (but not particularly strong) vocals that add a sense of mystery to the song that eventually leads up to the chorus where J-Lo 'belts'(?) out the RedOne Re-Done chorus that contains more charm and a better 'listenable' quality than a lot of RedOnes post-GaGa offerings. The chorus itself is catchy but as is the case with most J-Lo songs the production is the shining point on this song and the majority of the praise should be going towards the songs producer RedOne rather than Miss.Lopez, even if she does her best to successfully lift the song out of 'generic' territory. The GaGa written RedOne ditty is as catchy and carefree as any song written/produced by the pair can be, with the verse and chorus proving as equally hypnotic (insert laugh here) as can be. But the undisputed highlight is the easiest, most basic, instantly catchy hook that immediately draws the listener in and guarantees this WILL be one of THE songs of the summer: The 'Hypnotic-Notic-O Hypnotic-Notic-O' hook that runs throughout the entire song. By no means a 'iconic' pop hook or song, but nonetheless. A Pu$$y Poppin' anthem and surefire summer hit, no matter how forgettable the song may be.

Best Bit: It goes without saying that the 'Hypnotic-Notic-O' hook is the best part of the song.

Shit Bit: The Hook is only repeated twice at the end of the chorus/song, when it should be 4 times.

RATING: 4 out of 5

Listen to the song below, out on iTunes now. Buy closer to the time when the single 'peaks' as opposed to before the campain has even begun. KThxBai.

Lady GaGa 'The Edge of Glory' video premier (1am)

watch the video here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWBS0JBNzQ&feature=player_embedded

The video premiers in around 45 minutes, keep an eye on this blog for all the latest news and info regarding the premier. For now, heres a newly released screencap for the video:

Another screencap just leaked online, not quite as awesome. But 'neat'

             FLAWLESS tbh...

Live stream: http://www.seeon.tv/view/12898/

Lady GaGa & Joseph Kahn fall out on 'TEoG' video set?

Yes gorls you read correctly. Apparently when filming the music video for her latest single 'The Edge of Glory' Lady GaGa and the director Joseph Kahn (LoveGame, Toxic etc.) had a falling out, or a disagreement on set which lead to the director leaving the set and handing creative control of the video over to GaGa herself.

Not much is known about this argument as the only source we have right now is the ever classy, ever reliable Laurieann Gibson (Tragicann Gibson if you will) who tweeted a few weeks ago that Kahn was the director. After Kahn reveled he would infact NOT be directing the video, Miss. Laurieann took it upon herslef to try and dig herself out of of the metaphorical pit she was in by responding to a few fan queries, deciding to tweet a GaGa stan and call him a 'disrespectful fuck' (classy or what?) and saying that Gags and Kahn 'had a disagreement on set' after the GaGa stan accused her of lying about the real director of the highly anticipated video.

As said above, not much is known about the situation right now, we will keep you updated as we find out more about the 'disagreement' -  which we are sure we will giving Gibons track record - in the coming hours. Fingers crossed that Tragicanne strikes again!

UPDATE: No new news on the apparent fall out, but a tiny little screencap of the video has been pinched off of youtube and is being spread around. Here it is

Its tiny, yes, but its something. Credit to www.twitter.com/GaGaTrueNews for the screencap.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Shit is being said on twitter about someone (presumable GaGa) walking off of set due to her and Kahns disagreement. No word on this yet, but Kahn seems alright with GaGa and hasnt tweeted any hate her way. We shall see. Keep an eye on this post for more updates on the dramaz

Lil Mama calls herself a 'Trendsetter', claims Nicki Minaj is copying her

And with that let the shit storm begin. Recently when she was interview by VIBE Magazine, Lil Mama did what she does best, ran her mouth. While announcing her greatness and all that other delusional shit Lil Mama somehow got on the subject of Nicki Minaj and how she believes the Ghetto Barbie is copying her style. Here is what the Lil Trendsetter had to say:

 "Nicki Minaj started wearing that bob on her head after she came to my show, so at the end of the day I know what I do and I know what I possess and I know who I am. I’m a trendsetter. The biggest form of flattery is imitation so I’m flattered. I understand the universal law. I’m not confused, I don’t feel like a follower. I started so many things that new artists are doing now anyway –my style, the way I’m aggressive on a track, the way I come through, the way my beat bangs. There are so many things that were borrowed, that I influenced that’s happening in music right, so I’m far from discouraged.
Yeah, she was a guest on America’s Best Dance Crew and immediately afterwards, everywhere she went, she was wearing the haircut, the same exact way. But that doesn’t make me feel like ‘Oh she’s trying to be down’ like how I said about our culture. I’m actually flattered because she imitated me and it felt like something that I was doing was cute and in time for the fashion and for the season, so it’s like let’s live, let’s do it."

I'm not gonna lie, i do see the similarities in the wig and i do think that its possible that Nicki drew 'inspiration' from the wig Lil Mama was sporting, but overall i do NOT think its a justifiable cause for running your mouth. Dear Lil Mama, think before you speak.

Keri Hilson plays free gig... in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yes Gawrls, you read correctly. Keri Hilson did infact perfom in a Car-Park last night...

As part of a 'promotional' tour for some flop music awards, Keri Hilson popped her Pu$$y outside the Memphis Wal-Mart on Tuesday evening to a crowd of almost 1000 people. At this point, were unsure just who went to see Keri Hilson, who went to pick up some groceries and how many people that attended decided to hang/shoot themselves in the head when Keri began singing 'Buyou', 'The Way You Love Me' and other songs from her back catalogue crammed full of 'hits'.

I wish i was joking when i said I'm not even sure what to say about this. When someone says that someone performed in a parking lot, it can usually be considered 'shade' and that the thrower of said shade was in fact 'pressed' or 'mad', but when it comes to Keri Hilson, it seems that the normal rules of dragging/scalping/shading don't apply. Shes in her own category and it sure as hell ain't a good one (think Ciara, but a hella lot more flop thrown in for good measure). Ive not seen or heard of anything quite so tragic since Brandy got her drivers licence.

Unlike Brandy/Ashanti/Beyonce, Keri Hilson actually HAS performed in a fucking car-park to a crowd of (un)willing participants, popped her Pu$$y to the casual shoppers and proclaimed to the toddler sitting in his booster seat that she has 'The kinda pussy that will keep him off the streets'... i seriously fucking cant with this... its kinda like when Britney went all... Loopy(?) during 2007. You don't wanna watch outta respect for the artist and their 'credibility', but there's something so tragic about it - like a bunch of dead babies killed in a car accident - that makes sure you cant take your eyes off of it.

GaGa stays performing stadiums/arenas while winning Grammys, Britney keeps..... doing what she is going. Beyonce keeps performing like the HBIC she is and Keri Hilson? she stays singing in fucking car parks in an attempt to flaunt a flop album/single. Ive said it before and ill say it again. Keri, we don't hate you cause your beautiful, we hate you cause your a basic ass bitch! (her vocals were nice though...)

I CANNOT.

I WILL NOT.

I REFUSE

Because you gotta have FAITH !!!

After consulting with Busty, i have decided to do a piece on everyone's favorite gay singer (not Elton John.......or Ricky Martin) the talented MR GEORGE MICHAEL.

Now, i have a lot of respect for George. Any man who can be arrested for 'lewd acts' in a public bathroom and describe it in an MTV interview as "I got followed into the restroom and then this cop—I didn't know it was a cop, obviously—he started playing this game, which I think is called, 'I'll show you mine, you show me yours, and then when you show me yours, I'm going to nick you !!"

If you include the 'incident' and then add in all the drugs charges you can see that Mr Michaels is quite the little rebel. In other words - George can do what George wants because George is rich and famous and can maul any one of you hating bitches.

And who can forget his WHAM ! days :P George kicked ass with singles such as 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go', 'Freedom' and 'Last Christmas', you've gotta give him some love for that !

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go is easily one of the worlds most horrendously murdered karaoke songs, especially the 'I wanna hit that Hi-i-i-i-i-i-gh !' section, that is a vocal abortion. However, don't let tone-deaf bitches ruin the magic for you's, it will always be a fun-loving, get-up-and-go song !!!

Also, on the subject of tone-deaf bitches destroying classic WHAM ! tunes... i have one name. Cascada. Yes ! That German born, music destoying hussy bitch ! She took 'Last Christmas', stabbed it, tore its heart out, set it on fire and pissed on the ashes. She has done to that song what Stalin done to the Ukraine (its not offensive if its true) !

But back to the subject, poor George boy gets a lot of ridicule in the press and i find this unfair. With Lady Gaga out there in her crazy-ass outfits and Ke$ha dragging her drug-fueled glitter-driven mess allover the news why is George getting all the hate ?

Chill the fuck out bitches.

Cher Lloyds new single 'Swagger Jagger' leaks online weeks early

After tweeting about the leak earlier on this morning, it seems that Cher Lloyd's new single actually has leaked... *sigh*...

My original reaction was something like this...

Upon second listen it was closer to this...

I'm really not sure what to say about this that wont seem overly offensive tbh... Shall i start at the beginning? Well, when Cher Lloyd tried out for the X-Factor last year i was MILDLY impressed with a pathetic little girl singing a Keri Hilson song clearly under the illusion she was 'the shit'. Basic is a basic does i suppose. But as the weeks went on, her attitude began getting more abrasive and unlike my lady Tiffany 'New York' Pollard it wasn't cute, not funny. She wasn't anywhere near close to winning (the week-by-week voting results show this) and for someone with very little talent who had poor rapping skills and poor singing skills she seemed to have the mindset that she was here to save music due to her 'expert' mix of genres and other useless tat when in actuality just uneducated chavs loved her due to how classless she was, AND PROUD! *gives meager thumbs up to screen*

The single however is... just horrible. For anyone who watched X-Factor we all KNOW Cher Lloyd never had this much control over her voice. Her voice was up and down like a Badgers arse and her voice was NEVER in tune, always flailing around like a dying guppy out of water. The song features Lloyd screaming into the mic something about 'stealing her swag' (because apparently EVERYONE wants to seem as classless as her) and how 'haters' need to leave her alone because she doesn't care what they think (even though 95% of her tweets are to said haters). The chorus.... is just atrocious. It samples a nursery rhyme which i cant quite identify and overall is just an obnoxious song about how haters are jealous of her, when actually, the majority (myself included) just think were above her... were probably right.

Listen to the track on Youtube, if you like it, download it. If not, dont bother...
I'M NOT HERE FOR THIS!