After consulting with Busty, i have decided to do a piece on everyone's favorite gay singer (not Elton John.......or Ricky Martin) the talented MR GEORGE MICHAEL.
Now, i have a lot of respect for George. Any man who can be arrested for 'lewd acts' in a public bathroom and describe it in an MTV interview as "I got followed into the restroom and then this cop—I didn't know it was a cop, obviously—he started playing this game, which I think is called, 'I'll show you mine, you show me yours, and then when you show me yours, I'm going to nick you !!"
If you include the 'incident' and then add in all the drugs charges you can see that Mr Michaels is quite the little rebel. In other words - George can do what George wants because George is rich and famous and can maul any one of you hating bitches.
And who can forget his WHAM ! days :P George kicked ass with singles such as 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go', 'Freedom' and 'Last Christmas', you've gotta give him some love for that !
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go is easily one of the worlds most horrendously murdered karaoke songs, especially the 'I wanna hit that Hi-i-i-i-i-i-gh !' section, that is a vocal abortion. However, don't let tone-deaf bitches ruin the magic for you's, it will always be a fun-loving, get-up-and-go song !!!
Also, on the subject of tone-deaf bitches destroying classic WHAM ! tunes... i have one name. Cascada. Yes ! That German born, music destoying hussy bitch ! She took 'Last Christmas', stabbed it, tore its heart out, set it on fire and pissed on the ashes. She has done to that song what Stalin done to the Ukraine (its not offensive if its true) !
But back to the subject, poor George boy gets a lot of ridicule in the press and i find this unfair. With Lady Gaga out there in her crazy-ass outfits and Ke$ha dragging her drug-fueled glitter-driven mess allover the news why is George getting all the hate ?
Chill the fuck out bitches.
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