As part of a 'promotional' tour for some flop music awards, Keri Hilson popped her Pu$$y outside the Memphis Wal-Mart on Tuesday evening to a crowd of almost 1000 people. At this point, were unsure just who went to see Keri Hilson, who went to pick up some groceries and how many people that attended decided to hang/shoot themselves in the head when Keri began singing 'Buyou', 'The Way You Love Me' and other songs from her back catalogue crammed full of 'hits'.
I wish i was joking when i said I'm not even sure what to say about this. When someone says that someone performed in a parking lot, it can usually be considered 'shade' and that the thrower of said shade was in fact 'pressed' or 'mad', but when it comes to Keri Hilson, it seems that the normal rules of dragging/scalping/shading don't apply. Shes in her own category and it sure as hell ain't a good one (think Ciara, but a hella lot more flop thrown in for good measure). Ive not seen or heard of anything quite so tragic since Brandy got her drivers licence.
Unlike Brandy/Ashanti/Beyonce, Keri Hilson actually HAS performed in a fucking car-park to a crowd of (un)willing participants, popped her Pu$$y to the casual shoppers and proclaimed to the toddler sitting in his booster seat that she has 'The kinda pussy that will keep him off the streets'... i seriously fucking cant with this... its kinda like when Britney went all... Loopy(?) during 2007. You don't wanna watch outta respect for the artist and their 'credibility', but there's something so tragic about it - like a bunch of dead babies killed in a car accident - that makes sure you cant take your eyes off of it.
GaGa stays performing stadiums/arenas while winning Grammys, Britney keeps..... doing what she is going. Beyonce keeps performing like the HBIC she is and Keri Hilson? she stays singing in fucking car parks in an attempt to flaunt a flop album/single. Ive said it before and ill say it again. Keri, we don't hate you cause your beautiful, we hate you cause your a basic ass bitch! (her vocals were nice though...)
I CANNOT.
I WILL NOT.
I REFUSE
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