Wednesday 15 June 2011

Cher Lloyds new single 'Swagger Jagger' leaks online weeks early


After tweeting about the leak earlier on this morning, it seems that Cher Lloyd's new single actually has leaked... *sigh*...

My original reaction was something like this...

Upon second listen it was closer to this...

I'm really not sure what to say about this that wont seem overly offensive tbh... Shall i start at the beginning? Well, when Cher Lloyd tried out for the X-Factor last year i was MILDLY impressed with a pathetic little girl singing a Keri Hilson song clearly under the illusion she was 'the shit'. Basic is a basic does i suppose. But as the weeks went on, her attitude began getting more abrasive and unlike my lady Tiffany 'New York' Pollard it wasn't cute, not funny. She wasn't anywhere near close to winning (the week-by-week voting results show this) and for someone with very little talent who had poor rapping skills and poor singing skills she seemed to have the mindset that she was here to save music due to her 'expert' mix of genres and other useless tat when in actuality just uneducated chavs loved her due to how classless she was, AND PROUD! *gives meager thumbs up to screen*

The single however is... just horrible. For anyone who watched X-Factor we all KNOW Cher Lloyd never had this much control over her voice. Her voice was up and down like a Badgers arse and her voice was NEVER in tune, always flailing around like a dying guppy out of water. The song features Lloyd screaming into the mic something about 'stealing her swag' (because apparently EVERYONE wants to seem as classless as her) and how 'haters' need to leave her alone because she doesn't care what they think (even though 95% of her tweets are to said haters). The chorus.... is just atrocious. It samples a nursery rhyme which i cant quite identify and overall is just an obnoxious song about how haters are jealous of her, when actually, the majority (myself included) just think were above her... were probably right.

Listen to the track on Youtube, if you like it, download it. If not, dont bother...
I'M NOT HERE FOR THIS!

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