The Flop Chart: Bruno Mars

Yes kiddies its that time once again. Hold onto ya wigs, ya husband, ya kids and every amount of self-respect you have for yourself. Its time for WNHFT's second instalment of our new weekly addition. The Flop Chart! In case you don't already know, this is where i (the fantastic Busty St.Clair) rank our worlds biggest pop stars on a biased scale deeming how successful they are, taking into consideration overall album sales, single chartings and most important, live performances and what i personally think of them.
Well gang, its time to reveal this weeks unlucky candidate and its none other than the new 'King of Pop' (and coke apparently)...

 Bruno Mars

After much deliberation among online forumers/the general public/myself it has been decided that Bruno Mars - in the grand scheme of things - if Flopping. This is down to a couple of reasons that i am gonna write about/rant about below... if your a 'Holligan', sit you ass down, grab a pencil and paper and take some fucking notes. If your stans of anyone else, you will find popcorn on the table. Enjoy!

1) His live performances are terrible. Receipts i hear you ask? Just google his performance at the fucking grammys 2011. Janelle Monae and fucking B.o.B show that druggie clown up during their group performance. Hew the fuck says tis bitch is a fucking king of pop if he is getting shown up by fucking B.o.B (Janelle is flawless though)...

2) His singles are fucking atrocious. Every last one of them is playing to some sort of cliche that I'm really not here for. Heres hoping next time this bitch tries to catch a grenade that shit goes off and takes his hands off. Maybe, just maybe he wont be able to write anymore music (fingers - or lack thereof - crossed! :D). Also, longevity is key Mr. Mars. You don't have it... (besides Grenade, but that shits annoying!)

3) His album isn't much better. I listened to it, i ain't impressed. The schmaltzy lyrics and other shit may be cute to other people who stan for those whom i consider basic (Brandy, Keri Hilson etc.) but me? i think ill pass...

4)61 percent is acceptable on Metacritic Bruno... it should be interesting to see how it rises/drops when a second studio album is released.

And those are the reasons why in todays modern climate Bruno Mars is in fact flopping in todays modern climate. Hew gon check me boo? You mad? etc. etc.

This is Busty St.Clair signing out asking if you mad sis? And if you are, then...