Thursday 7 July 2011

Madonna working on new studio album, refuses to work with RedOne


Well gawrls, its official, on Monday evening her long time manager Guy Oseary took to his personal twitter account to confirmed that the reigning Queen of Pop Madonna returned to the studio to begin work on her new studio album, the follow up to her 2008 release "Hard Candy".

For the release, it is reported that she is looking to record something more along the lines of the flawless "Confessions on a Dance floor" and "Ray of Light" as opposed to her last studio release "Hard Candy", which despite selling well and producing a massive hit single wasn't as well received as her previous work. Musical inspirations for this album include Jessica 6, The Sound of Arrows & Beth Ditto, but apparently the Queen has ruled out the possibility of working with longtime Lady GaGa producer and "Bad Romance" hitmaker RedOne.

According to the well known fan site Queen Madonna, the performer refused to work with established producers, opting for up-and-coming music-makers instead, RedOne included.

"Madonna is working on an ambitious project. She has listened to the demo recordings which were submitted to her in the last few years, and some of them have already been completely upset by her," the site claims. "She's the writer of almost all of the new lyrics. Producer Joe Henry is involved in two songs so far. Most of the other producers are not so famous. Her record company wanted her to work with renowned producers such as RedOne, which she refused to do." The site's studio insider also suggested that one track has already been recorded, as well as listing a number of musical influences. "One of the demo tracks that have already been recorded in the last few days starts off with some piano and violins then turning into a dance track," they said. "Its title may be 'Way Back Home', which is a demo tape from Diagram Of The Heart.


While GaGa stans around the world have been losing their shit quicker than Brandy lost control of her car over the news about Madge not wanting to work with RedOne, i honestly cant say i blame her. Its been proven that RedOnes work with any other artist is usually shite and is more basic than Ke$ha covering a Natalia Kills track produced by Doctor Luke. Also, I'm not here for another "Hard Candy". While I'm generally not here for Madonna either, if she actually released another "Confessions" or "Ray of Light" then i would stan that album like no tomorrow.

lessors will have to deal. The REAL Queen of Pop is back, and shes coming for wigs...


Tuesday 5 July 2011

Natalia Kills releases "Free" video

After weeks of hype Natalia Kills finally released the video to her third official single "Free"... *sigh*... once again, I'm lost for words.

Let me start off by saying that the ORIGINAL version of "Free" WITHOUT Will.I.Am is one of my favourite tracks off of her debut album "Perfectionist", but to be perfectly honest with you the fact he has been featured on a remixed version to try and sell the single fucks me off royally. Ive never been this fucked off and disturbed by something since the Norwood Highway Massacre of 2007, THAT'S how put off i am right now...

*slowly sips tea* Shall we begin with the basics?... good... *places saucer on tables*
  • "hen the highest rated comments on your video are "NICE PUBES", "Will.I.Am can't rap for shit" & "Shes like a generic Lady GaGa", its pretty clear that... well. YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
  • The whole idea of the video just shows that Natalia is the biggest one trick pony in the game. Shes been saying all this bullshit since the start of her stint as Natalia Kills (i say stint as i honestly do NOT see her marauding as Natalia in a years time).
  • The GaGa comparisons are getting beyond a joke now. When they first started it was slightly amusing and interesting, but not its getting to a point where its almost like GaGa released the same video 2 years ago during "The Fame" era
  • For someone who rattles on about 'Artistic Credibility' you had to remix your single to feature the worst rapper off all time, JUST to try and get a solid hit. There is no artistic or deeper meaning behind the remixing, you want a hit, that's it bitch
  • When it comes to success, always the bridesmaid, never the bride
  • The song (if one unplugs their earphones during the Will.I.Am sections) becomes very enjoyable. I suggest you try it.
  • The song reminds me of Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights" and section of the video remind me of Sky Ferreira's video to "One". This one has no more originality than Glee's pathetic cover versions do.
In Summary...
DEAR NATALIA KILLS, FIND A MORE IMPRESSIVE, ORIGINAL ACT AND STICK TO IT, YOUR BI-POLAR MESSAGES AND OVERUSED GIMMICK ARE BECOMING INCREASINGLY OLD AND ABOUT AS STIFF AS A POST-JUNE 2010 COLUMBO!!!


Gif of the Week #4


Ohh. My. Fucking. God
This is my fucking life in a GIF...
MY LIFE = COMPLETE

Song of the Week [POP]: Wynter Gordon - Buy My Love


After last weeks 'Song of the Week' pulled in an all time low numbers for that category (i blame the fact it was a ballad, not Queen Bey... it might have been Bey...) this week i decided to revert back to what pop is best know for. PU$$Y POPPIN' ANTHEMS!


To get back into the swing of things (no euphemism intended) i decided that it was time to finally post something about a new fave of mine, the 'Dirty Talk'ing Wynter Gordon, someone who as she attempts to tackle/conquer the UK in the coming months will be talked about A LOT on WNHFT.

A few weeks back, Wynter released her debut album called 'With the Music i Die", the album itself is one of the best pop debuts Ive heard in a VERY long time and is something that is totally worth checking out (and buying?) but since this sure as fuck ain't no album review i was forced to pick just one track & make the track of the week. So... after much deliberation i picked what is sure to be 'Gold Digger' anthem of the century (move the fuck over Kanye, take a seat...) "Buy My Love".

The song itself lives up to what Wynter has previous released before the albums release (the amazingly epic 'Dirty Talk' and the fantastic 'Til Death') and in a sense carrys on the very clubby/sleazy feel most of her previous work with the likes of Flo Rida, The Freemasons and even her unreleased tracks all showcase. Its nothing totally original, but that doesn't make it any less of a fucking amazing track. Following a strongly sung verse with lyrics like "You can be my sugar daddy, ill call you ma honey honey" all carried with Wynters unique vocals - backed by an almost 'Japanese' esk electro beat - the song bursts into one of the most annoyingly catchy chorus's all year with some pretty 'interesting' lyrics like the following.

"Theres a million ways to show your devotion.
So many ways to sway my emotions
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Don't. You. Hesitate. To. Buy. My. Love"

Needless to say, any song that is about finding 'yo self a sugar daddy and working that old sucker for all he's got automatically assures that this will be getting played on repeat for weeks upon weeks. The fact that the chorus is so downright bubbly and has a harikuku feel to it also helped this. While it may not be the most original or inventive song to grace our iPods in a post Keri Hilson "Pretty Girl Rock" world, the track fits its purpose. Its a fun summer single, a huge smash in the waiting and is another solid, indisputable reason why Wynter Gordon is fucking amazing.

Now then, Hew Da Fawk Mad? Your faves could never! etc. etc....

Best Bits: The 'Heeeeeeew' section in the chrous is sweet enough to make your teeth rot, but it is easily the most catchy part of the song.
Shit Bits: Its a bit short... thats it.... nothing else to fault
RATING: 5 out of 5


Wynter Gordon's debut album "With the Music i Die" is currently out in Australia and will hopefully be released in the UK/US within the foreseeable future. Listen to the sure-to-be single "Buy My Love" above and leave your thoughts in the comments below. Another hit for Wynter, or a little bit shit?

Example releases second single "Stay Awake"

After the success of his first single "Changed the way you kissed me" rapper Example released his follow up single and official second single overall from his forthcoming second album "Playing in the Shadows", the club ready "Stay Awake".

If you've been to see Example in the past couple of months, chances are you will have already heard this song. Its the one that goes (in a slight turn of lyrical fuckery) "If we don't kill ourselves, we'll be the leaders of a messed up generation"[1] and sounds like musical crack live. That feeling doesn't necessarily translate as well into a studio recording as it does a live performance, but is "Stay Awake" a bad track? Lets look at the facts here......

  • The Hook is more prominent here than on the last single "CTWYKM" and in a sense works much better here than the slightly annoying bleeps and bloops of the former.
  • Example is one of the few UK acts around with a very good, very strong male vocal. On the last track this was never really shown on the previous single but luckily is showcased on "Stay Awake", even if Ke$ha's booty call hoe known as the 'Auto-Tune' IS used quite heavily
  • The song itself stats well, but begins to slowly drag on as the track progresses. It never gets boring, but it isn't as interesting halfway through as the intro would lead you to believe.
  • Its not one of his best single choices, but will it be a hit? Umm... more than likely?
  • Early response to the single seems mixed, with some saying it is a "Fucking Smash" and other saying it "isn't as good as it was live"... keep in mind "Bad Romance"[2] was met with mixed/negative reviews, so we shall see...
So there we have it folks, Examples single is a pretty decent song with an instantly catchy hook, that while it may not be one of the best single choices ever made in the history of music will still bode well on the charts.
Well done everyone... alright work i suppose...

PS[1] - For those who replied on twitter. I do NOT think the song is about suicide. i think by the "if we don't kill ourselves, we'll be the leaders..." line he means "After all the shit we put ourselves through, if we don't kill ourselves by doing it then the world is gonna be a fucked up place with all these fucked up people in it". THAT'S what i think (hope) he means...
PSS[2] - I am in no way comparing this to the ever wonderful, untouchable 'Bad Romance', so calm yo tits

Sunday 3 July 2011

Middle finger in the air if your WHAT is WHAT :O :O :O

First things first. I have a moral dilemma here. Can i review this song ? A song so trashy that it is beatiful in its own twisted way ? Yeah, i can, quite easily to be honest.

I was introduced to the song 'Party Like A Millionaire' - The Millionaires by our loving blog creator and Fuhrer Busty St. Clair. With an awesome technopop vibe and hair that is more out of control than Brandy on a highway , my initial thoughts about the song were positive. Then the first line is uttered...

'Middle finger in the air if your pussy's tight.'

Followed by the equally brilliant

'All the boys are getting hard down to fuck tonight.'




And that was me. Jordy was sold faster than a black child at Madonna's house. This song is the latest to use what i like to call the SLS - "Shock Lyrics Strategy". Other notable songs would include Khia - My Neck, My Back and The Outhere Brothers - Wiggle Wiggle.

Im not the most politically correct person but when i first heard this song i thought 'Oh my GAWD !' and since this its became a personal favourite (though it must be avoided when small children or the elderly are near). I discovered the hard way that adults do not like their children to be subjected to songs which include verses such as...

"You want this bomb ass pussy
Who's got that bomb ass pussy
I've got that bomb ass pussy
White girl with a bomb ass pussy"

Kids are exposed to that kinda shit all the time. On TV, in magazines, on the streets, so why shouldn't people make songs as goddamn filthy and nasty as they possibly can. My advice ? YOU GO GIRLS ! You show 'The Man' whos the boss !!!

Fuck the Po-Po !




Wednesday 29 June 2011

Hot Track Alert: Nicole Scherzinger - Wet


NO, its not about what your thinking ya dirty bastards... ugh... it is actually monumentally less seedy than the title instantly leads teens everywhere to imagine what the song would be about. Not even kidding... yep... im sure its not about THAT anyway... umm... moving on, lets get down to buisiness.

This little helping from Nicole's debut album "Killer Love" is the other track on the album that just screams single as well as rumored 4th single 'Killer Love'. 'Wet' is simply about wanting to live life to the fullest by partying all night long as hard as you can to the point where you begin to sweat, thus making you wet. Clever no? No? I thought not, but anyway...With a sound not to far off of that of another VERY recent pop hit from another leading lady (i aint saying who, figure it out for yourself hoes) this is one of the few songs left on Nicoles long awaited debut album that just SCREAMS 'singlesinglesingle', and while the rest of the track are good none quite match up to the almight 'Wet' (well, besides 'Say Yes').

Nicoles interesting and strong lead vocals, teamed up with the insantly catchy industrial-esk techno beat all serve each other well and both create a fairly amazing pop song with well sung verses and a sweeping, catchy and undeniable chorus with such 'interesting' lyrics like 'Well im gon take ma clothes off, take a leap and surf through the crowd' and the cat like purr and animalistic moan of 'weeeeeeeeeeet' this song could easily take the place of 'Killer Love' as 4th single if peoples views on messanging boards are taken into consideration. If not? well then, lets just enjoy the track for what it is, another pretty solid Pu$$y Poppin' anthem from the lovely Miss. Scherzinger.

Unreleased Songs: A Virtual Goldmine?

For the last couple of days, Ive been wondering just what i should write about on WNHFT that could be considered an 'original article' and not a 'news report'. For days i sat around like a flop ass hoe trying to think what i could talk about when it suddenly hit me like a ton of Bricks, the relatively controversial topic of unreleased/leaked songs by everyone's favourite artists, flops and basic bitches!

It didn't take long to narrow the list down into a small little selection of some of the best unreleased songs available due to various different means (hackers, promo discs, old & scarce EPs etc.). For this article, imma discuss 5 songs by 5 different artists - some of whom i love, others... ehh... - to try and showcase what a wonderful place the Internet can be (when not being came onto by dirty old men, having your personal details stolen or being dragged to the depths of hell by an angry, PMS'y stan). Here we go now y'all. Enjoy!

Lady GaGa - Wonderful
GaGa's first 'single' while called Lady GaGa, this piano ballad is one of GaGas better songs, and i sill am not quite sure why it never made the cut. While not an official single, the song charted high on a few radio airplay charts and remains a firm fan favourite. An excellent example that somewhere along the line, a great song will remain on the cutting room floor for other, less FUCKING AMAZING songs...
Katy Perry - Part of Me
A leftover from 'Teenage Dream', the song has the same basic tune/melody as that from the actual album but never made the cut as to avoid making songs on the album 'sound the same' (well done Katy *rolls eyes*). This track is easily at least 10 times better than half of the crap on the final version of 'Teenage Dream' and rumor has it that it will feature on the upcoming re-release of said Album. Fingers crossed...
Ke$ha - Bootycall
Presumably written as part of the 'Animal' sessions somewhere between 2008-2010, this is one of the few Ke$ha songs i can still listen to without wanting to ram a pair of scissors into my ears with the fury of Xtina looking at her first week sales. A simple, basic ass pop ditty, but still a fun party song with some pretty hilarious lyric. Chances are this will NOT be features on any upcoming release, but still, its a good wee listen...
LIGHTS - Perfect
Written for some flop ass television show as opposed to her debut album 'The Listening', "Perfect" is a piano pop song about how the hoe ain't perfect, but hey, no one is. While her debut album is pretty flawless as it is, i honestly can't say i want it on a re-release or some shit, and chances are it wont be on her highly anticipated second album, but still, it remains one of my favourite LIGHTS songs to this day. A fab wee hidden gem...
Mini Viva - I'm Hooked
Ahh Mini Viva... how i miss thee. After being dropped when their third single "One Touch" flopped harder than the new Ciara CD singing the hits of Xtina and Keri Hilson, Mini Vivas album was indefinetly postponed and the songs recorded remain locked up in Xenomia's little vault waiting for another artist to come butcher them. "I'm Hooked" is one of the better tracks that was leaked via the means of a promo disc and perfectly sums up just why Mini Viva being dropped was a pop travesty.


And there we have it folks, a small yet definitive list of the of the best unreleased tracks on the net. I ain't supplying download links because that would get this blog taken down quicker than i would driving in front of Brandy down the freeway, but none the less. Listen to the tracks above and leave yo comments below telling us what you think of them!

Beyoncé set to debut at #1, 300,000 copies sold


Well gorls, its true. After doing little promo, having a series of flop singles and weeks of worry from stans and fans alike, Queen Bey is set to SLAY the US Billboard chart this week during "4" first week of release.

After doing no promo and having a series of flop singles Bey is STILL set to slay the Billboard charts this week with an estimated 300,000 copies sold. Thats more than Bionic, Femme Fatale, LOUD and Teenage Dream did during their first week after being promoted to fuck and back again (except Britney, she doesnt promote no mo).

After my post last week "The Beyoncé Apocalyse" im happy to report that Beyonce is indeed slaying and by the looks of things by the end of the week she could easily scrape 1,000,000 copies sold worldwide.

2011's "Bionic" hew?

Tuesday 28 June 2011

Nicole Scherzinger to release 'Killer Love' as 4th single

Yes guys, its finally fucking offical. Nicole Scherzinger WILL release the Pu$$y poppin' anthem to be that is 'Killer Love' as her fourth single off of her debut album, also called 'Killer Love'.

The RedOne produced club banger is much more in the vein of her first single 'Poison' than that of the previous singles 'Don't Hold Your Breath' and 'Right There'. While no official confirmation has been given from either Miss. Scherzinger or her team, Shuffleme.net had this to say about the apparently impending single release:

"Nicole Scherzinger announced her next single from her new solo album, Killer Love, and coincidentally the 4th single is going to be the title track for the album, Killer Love. No word yet on a video shoot date. The song was confirmed as track number 5 on VA Ultra-Pop 74 CD2, which always includes all upcoming singles from mainstream pop artists."

And there we have it folks, basic comfirmation that the best track on 'Killer Love' is finally going to see the light of day. Since ive been stanning for this more than Britney stans for Starbucks, lets say im happy this is getting released.

Gawrls, the Pu$$y Poppin' anthem of 2011 is upon us!
Listen to the track below. Buy it on iTunes when the single is offically announced and is close to peaking. Thoughts on the single? Leave them below in the comments...


Gif of the Week #3


My life = Complete

Song of the Week [POP]: Beyoncé - 1 + 1



Since this week marks the release of Beyoncé's fourth studio album - appropriatly named "4" - i thought id make this weeks edition of Song of the Week one of the tracks off of said new album. It was hard to pick, since the album is literally full of little gems, but looking back at the last few editions of song of the week and noticing that all of the song have been 'dance pop' songs, i thought it was time for a little bit of a slow down, so, i picked a Beyoncé ballad! (yay?)

The album is quite 'Ballad Heavy' so that made the task of picking a ballad even harder, so after a few listens through the album i thought that the promo single and one of the better songs on the album "1 + 1" would be the best choice for this weeks edition of 'Song of the Week'. Its quite a different sounding song for Bey, as her pitching at some point and vocals seem more unedited, but whatever, imma begin talking about it right...... NOW!


The track was penned by Terius Nash, Christopher Stewart and apparently Bey herself (but given past controversys, i wouldnt count on it) and has been discribed as a 'slow burning R&B power balled with an almost not esistant beat' and more in 'the vein of halo than her previius hits', the song discusses Beyoncé professing her endless love to her partner and commanding that he makes love to her (it actually say that... no joke) to cement the love she feels they share. The song itself proves that when Bey steps down from all this hoodrat shit (although Run The World >>>>>>> this) and simpley focuses on using her vocals and powerful delivary to make the song work that the end product is usually almost more effective and successful than when she tries to do an uptemo that  sometimes come across as crass, fake & above all else, shite (See 'Diva' and the like...).

How does this song compare to the rest of the singles Beyoncé has released from "4" so far. Well, in all honesty this is my least favourite, but it doesn't mean it is a bad song, its actually pretty great. How will the song stand up against her growing back collection of singles? I doubt it will be released as a single, as the only ballad seller now is Adele, but it should be considered one of Bey's better ballads and overall one of her better singles, even if it will NOT see the success this subtle number deserves.

Queen Beys album "4" is out now. Listen to the promo single "1 + 1" above and buy the album from iTunes, amazon or any good retailer. Please, DON'T let this be 2011's 'Bionic'.


Best Bit: The lyrics 'I Don't know much about Algebra, but i know that 1 + 1 equals 2!' and her delivary of this line (very jerky, uncontrolled...) are just so tacky that it works so well. Also, her voice is as stunning as ever. You may not like Bey, but to say she has a poor voice is sheer ignorance
Shit Bit: At times, the song can sound a little desparate, and while it would work for most other artists, it doesnt work well for Bey. The repatition of 'MAKE LOVE TO ME' can be a little bit of a 'akward ...' moment...
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Sunday 26 June 2011

The Flop Chart: Natalia Kills

Yes, once again the time has come to scalp basic bitches and throw shade at everyone you hold dear to your pathetically basic hearts. Yes, it is the one and only,  now infamous addition to the WNHFT blog. You know what it is, the 3rd addition of THE FLOP CHART!

Once again, imma explain this in case y'all basic ass hoes don't know what this is. Basically, once a week i will rate an artist depending on what i personally feel like reviewing, whats hot on messaging boards and some of the responses we get on the official WNHFT twitter blog. This week, the result was kinda unanimous when it came to who i should cover this week. Its the one and only queen of Dark pop and flopping...

NATALIA KILLS


Yep, This week 'imma review the girl who has been the 'next big thing' for the last few hundred years, the one and only Natalia Kills. I'm bi-polar with Miss. Kills, but it had to be done. In terms of success, records sold, live performances and her image, she is a flop. Please read/sip some of the true ass tea below and get educated on another one of the flops currently fading into obscurity at the bottom of singles charts, album charts and peoples ability to care all over the world.

1) Natalia has what we in the 'buisiness' call Chronic Shade disorder. This means Natalia has a really nasty habit of throwing some pretty serious shade at artists better/more successful than she is. Some of these artists include the likes of Christina Aguilera, Lady GaGa and Rihanna. This would be acceptable, as urrbody is allowed an opinion, even flops. But when your acts and gimmick is ripped off from all these people and countless others, its probably best to keep it cute.
2) Her live perfomances are abysmal. When i saw the flawless Kelis back in October Natalia mimed her entire set. Miming is OKAY for Britney, but a new act looking to try and impress a new audience and garner attention to herself that isn't associated with 'she talked shit about _____', miming and looking like one of the pig out of 'Babe' whilst doing so is NOT a good idea.
3) The music itself is hit and miss. The whole 'im angry and don't fuck with me, Kay?' shit has been done to death by Rihanna during the Rated R era, long before anyone knew who Natalia Kills was. Why should they care now that a less convicting version of the original singer is doing so, but with less impressive results?
4) The final and most important fact, Natalias act is faker than a pound store barbie doll called 'Bolly' who's boyfriend is called 'Denny' and has no 'friends'. Over the last 5 years Natalia has changed her act at least 5 times (Verbz, Natalia, Verbalicious) and the whole 'ive always been dark' shit sounds LIKE shit when we've all seen the videos of her on youtube back when she was talking about how much she loved shopping and cock as opposed to the Natalia Act, in which 'vanity, sex and money are the best, but other less important things are shit' becomes so fake its harder to swallow than a fist full of soroxat, which is something Natalis see-through act may urge you to do.
5) For someone who is always rattling on about 'artistic credibility' and how you feel a lot of acts are generic when compared to your 'mastery' of dark pop (is that even a fucking genre?) when your next single has been remixed to feature Will.I.Am and your CURRENT single is a feature on LMFAO's single, needless to say when it comes to Natalia Kills and the generic acts she trys so hard to distance herself from, its really a case of 'Hello Pot, Meet the Kettle'.

And those gawrls, are why Natalia Kills is one of the biggest flops in music right at this moment. Natalia sis, i HATE to say this to ya (again), but when it comes to Success. always the brides maid, and never the bride... NEVER, the bride...

This is Busty St.Clair signing out, wishing you good health, good luck and hoping that after the last few weeks Ive taught you NOT to stan for a basic ass hoe like good 'ol Natalia Kills. If you like it, subscribe/follow this blog for more shady goodness. If not, well then...


The UK Music Scene. Light at the end of the tunnel?

Just several days after i posted my scathing review of the UK music scene it seems that things have gotten both better and worse, I'm really not sure what to make of all of this to be honest...

On the singles chart, Jason DeRulo has reached number one with what i consider the WORST song ever "Don't Wanna Go Home" and while that is ruling the metaphorical roost, other shite singles like Ed Sherans 'A Team', Aleo Blacc's 'I Need a Dollar' , Alexandra Stan's 'Mr Saxobeat' and the incredibly, almost insulting awful Pitbull riding high with that shite song i refuse to even name. Its official people, on the 26th of June 2011 the UK singles chart's ever precious credibility died in a flurry of flames, fecal matter and shade...

#RIP Music Scene

NO WAIT, COME BACK! THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL! *insert angels singing here*

Meanwhile, things on the album chart seem promising and show that the UK is in fact NOT inhabited by mindless, inbred chavs! Hooray! After last weeks Paul 'O Grady special, Lady GaGa's "Born This Way" has leaped back to number one with 47,000 copies sold, Adele is still at number 2 (i don't like her, but to say its not a good album is ignorant) and other famous acts with well reviewed albums like the Arctic Monkeys and Bon Iver also are riding high on the albums chart. Also, on iTunes, the ever wonderful Janelle Monáe seems to be charting well after her flawless Glastonbury performance and Beyoncé's pre-orders seem to be rising as the hype to her Glastonbury debut rises. While the Single chart fades into obscurity and irrelevancy, it seems that the album chart has became the Holy Tome of Music in the UK to all of us with taste. GORLS, GET THE STREAMERS!

Lets face facts here, i have given up hope that GaGa, Britney, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Marilyn Manson, Corey Taylor etc. will EVER have another huge hit on the UK charts now that the UK chavs - known widely as scum - rule the roost, but it seems that these HBICs are now ruling the album chart. Probably for the best, id rather have an album full of solid songs than an album with one shite single and another 11 shite random songs. Now to be honest, i ain't even mad about this. Id rather have GaGa and Britney and all my other favs as album artists than single artists... now that sis, is true ass tea. If you stan a single artist (Ke$ha, Jessie J) then seriously? Get the fuck off of this blog...

The single chart is gone, but long live the singles chart. Think of it as Batman and the single chart as the Joker (not the Heath Ledger/Jack Nicholson/Mark Hammil joker, a shite one...), or New York and Pumkin for those not nerdy readers. The album chart just scalps the singles chart at this point, and you wanna know what...

Saturday 25 June 2011

Rihanna Sued over 'S&M' plagiarism claims, AGAIN


No, she isn't being sued by David Lachapelle AGAIN, this time she is being sued by Phillip Paulus after the imagery in her controversial video for 'S&M' 'exploited' some of the shots from his back collection dating back to August 2010 at the earliest.

The first time Rihanna was sued over the contends of the 'S&M' video was just a couple of months ago (February me thinks...) when David Lachapelle sued RiRI for stealing the entire video idea and its imagery from HIS back collection and portfolio, and rightfully so. It was obvious at the time that the images were 'liberated' from Lachapelles work, but that's not the story here, this is about Paulus and RiRi's beef.

Paulus highlighted one part in particular, a clip of Rihanna strung up behind a wall of transparent plastic - as being directly lifted from one of his pieces, E! Online states in their update on the story. Here is Paulus's official statement about the video

"Why a worldwide celebrity is not able to afford a creative director, who creates individual concepts and stagings, is incomprehensible to me. To create new things within the creative cosmos, you can only expect this to come from a real genius, there is no doubt about that. However, in this case there is no real genius who created their own work; instead they stole ideas from a creative talent. Furthermore, every other creative professional should realise how supremely embarrassing it is to copy the work of colleagues from the artistic world and then to be praised for it."

Paulus's lawyer later added that

"For legitimate reasons the use of copying Paulus's work over a million times requires an agreement that protects the copyright and the achievements and creations of our client which has never been given by our client, neither to the artist Rihanna nor to her label Universal Music. According to this, the copyright laws of our client has been infringed and the worldwide million-wise exploitation of the video 'S&M' is unlawful... [and] Paulus will take legal action against Rihanna."

Damn sis, where i come from them's fighting words and if one takes it upon themselves to google Paulus's collection, i think its safe to assume that when this goes to court, it will be a wonderful day for a scalping.

'Hew Da Fawk Want Waaar' has NEVER seemed to appropriate, until now anyway. So, what do y'all think about this whole shizznit about the 'S&M' video. Personally, i find the stealing allegations more shocking that the Video itself, but that's just me #shade

leave your thoughts and comments on this whole thievery kerfuffle below...

 

Lady GaGa - Born This Way (Expanded Edition): [POP] Review


Artist: Lady GaGa
Album: Born This Way
Released: 23rd May 2011

Marry the Night - 9/10
Strong Opening to a pretty flawless album. Instantly catches your attention. Its very reminiscent of a in-her-peak 80's Whitney Huston. The track features an interesting, almost childlike melody followed by a strong, commanding chorus supported by Fernando Garibay's finest instrumental yet. The 'turn the car on and ruuuuuuuuuun' is also one of the highlights on the album due to its infection delivery. One of my favourite songs off of the album, though I'm unsure how it would bode as a single as it contains many elements similar to that of 'The Edge of Glory'. Also, last minute is way to long and repetitive for my liking, very broken record-esk.

Born This Way - 9/10
 Madonna comparisons aside, this is a very strong track. The verses are catchy and well structured even if the lyrics are very touch-and-go. The actual Chorus itself has also been revamped since the VMA's 2010 but it is still one of the strongest chorus's on the album. The Lyrics of the bridge are heavy handed, but get the point across well and show its NOT just a song for Gay Right. We were ALL born this way, even if it is a little Schick-y. Also, the song uses the word 'Chola', which is always nice...

Government Hooker - 10/10
This has been my Pu$$y Poppin' song ever since the album was released. Formed around a series of psychedelic blips, beeps and (sometimes demonic, sometimes cute) chants, the song focuses on what the title suggests: Getting fucked by the government in the hopes that when they are done they will give us what we deserve, money. The sinister sound, Lyrics about JFK and clear references to Marilyn Monroe make for one controversy ridden future single. The 'HoooooooKAH!' chorus is also one of GaGas better ones, the simplicity and backing vocals from her body guard all add up to make another, very 'GaGa' track.

Judas - 7/10
To quote Katy Perry, when it comes to Judas we share a sort of Love-Bipolar. One minute, its the best thing since Mariah Carey scalped J-Lo. Next minute? Its the worst thing since Eminem got off the drugs. Overall though, it IS a strong single and one of the more obvious choices on the album for the single treatment. The demonic screeches during the verse are the obvious highlights here. The song itself may be a complete re-hash of 'Bad Romance' with a pissed off demeanor, but still. Not a bad song at all... just not fantastic on the levels of its sister track.

Americano - 7/10
Upon first listen to this track, one would be forgiven for thinking it was a joke track ,with all the wails, somewhat childlike 'la la la la la la laaa's and lyrics in Mexican, but upon future listens it becomes clear its one of GaGas more poignant tracks about the problems in Phoenix Arizona, even if displayed in quite a camp and somewhat flamboyant visage. Another candidate for 'future single' anyone? Best be calling Honey Bey...

Hair - 9/10
The second campest song on the record (behind FoHL) 'Hair' is one thing and one thing only: GAGA. Following a very standard 80's intro before bursting into a trademark GaGa robotic chorus, 'Hair' is another track that screams future single, if not for the fantastic possibilities that could come out of a video for it. Some 'cute' lyrics and the addition of the saxophone on the backing track equal a song that sounds familiar to hits of the 80's but remain typically GaGa throughout. This can only be a good thing after the infamous 'complications' in recent months.

Scheiße - 11/10
This is it. THE massive hit sitting on 'Born This Way', waiting to jump right out of this album and onto radios, computers and televisions everywhere. Red-One and GaGa's greatest collaboration since 'Bad Romance', 'Scheiße' features the biggest "pop" chorus on BTW and speech like verses that give off a very 1950s vibe. Never has a song about female equality been wrapped up in such an interesting ribbon. The 'Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh' section after the chorus and the chant like 'gibberish' section make for one of the best songs of the album, if not GaGas career.

Bloody Mary - 11/10
Another massive sounding song on the album, but this one should NOT be a single. Another religious song - this time in the form of a haunting pop ballad - the song discusses GaGa's views on Mary Magdalene and how she feels she coped during the fall of Christ. The hymn like chorus and demonic reverb on the verses create an almost haunted, spiritual sounding song, all carried by GaGas ability and control over her voice and the almost tragic tone to the entire song. Another hidden treasure to add to GaGa ever growing catalogue.

Black Jesus Amen Fashion - 8/10
The most 'Madonna' sounding track on BTW, the song is easily going to become a trademark 'runway' anthem in the coming years. The strong, shout like verses and the chanting, auto tuned chorus may seem very Madonna on first listen (and may be right) but easily becomes its own piece of work out of the reigning Queen of Pops ever foreboding shadow. Best Part? THAT bridge. "BLACK JESUS, BLACK JESUS, BLACK JESUS. Jesus is the new Black. OWWW!" ohh Scheiße... this shit is hot.

Bad Kids - 6/10
One of the tracks I'm neither here nor there about. In my opinion this is one of the few tracks GaGa makes that is simply catchy and nothing more, but when she hypes her material up as much as she does, is this enough? In the case of Bad Kids, no.

Fashion of his Love - 8/10
The pop ballad written and dedicated to Alexander McQueen (GaGa's close friend) this song features some of the cheesiest lyrics GaGa has ever written, yet it never seems crass or forced and seem to flow naturally. A fitting tribute to a revolutionary designer which I'm sure he would be proud of. Look out for the sample of GaGa's old, unreleased track 'Earthquake' just before the second chorus!

Highway Unicorn (Road to Love) - 8/10
This is the point in the album where the melodic theme shifts from a more Whitney-80's esk sound to a more Springsteen sound. With a more 'epic' sound to it that most of the previous tracks, Highway Unicorn is another cheesy, gay anthem in the making, but as GaGa has proven in the past, this is where she shines. With its loud, proclamation like chorus and slow, shouting verse GaGa successfully makes the only song called 'Highway Unicorn' that can be listened to without cracking a grin/throwing shade at its title.

Heavy Metal Lover - 11/10
Perfection. That is the ONLY way to describe this filthy, electro pop ditty with the sleaziest lyrics imaginable. The ultimate 'filthy sex' song. EVER! With low registered, robotic verses purred into your earphones and a mystical, 'ohhhh' chorus section GaGa creates the most original sounding song on the record that is honestly hard to describe without making it sound shit. Another song that shouldn't be a single, THIS is classic GaGa, and easily the most surprising success on the album. It obviously wont be for everyone, but for me? Possibly my favourite track on the album...

Electric Chapel - 8/10
A slow burning up-tempo that focuses more on the almost holy sound to it than a trademark GaGa track, 'Electric Chapel' is a song that given her background and image shouldn't work. Thankfully, it does. The 'Follllooowww Me!' & 'doo do do, dooo do dooo do' hook save the song from becoming boring, and the chorus? Well, that can only be described as 'trippy', with GaGas slow, hymn like vocals and the sound of bells making for a strangely interesting/hypnotic track. One Problem though. That guitar rift at the start of the song sounds oddly familiar...

The Queen - 7/10
This track is interesting, as it has quickly became a fan favourite among the 'Little Monsters'. Discussing GaGas need to be the queen she feels she can, neigh deserves to be, the track starts off as an uptempo ballad-esk ditty with sickeningly sweet vocals before slowing down and becoming an almost acoustic rock track. A good song overall, but one thing seems to ruin it... That annoying 'Qu-Qu-Queen Qu-Qu-Queen' hook. Usually GaGas pattern of repetitive hooks work exceptional well, but on the Queen? It just seems forced... even if i am just a little fond of it.

Yoü And I - 10/10
Its NOT overproduced, its NOT god bad lyrics and its NOT a bad song. There, i said it. Hew Gon Check Meh Boo? Seriously though, 'Yoü And I' is GaGa second best ballad to me (after the perfect 'Wonderful')and i still enjoy it immensely a year after first hearing it. The 'We Will Rock You' sample also works nicely here when it would have sounded phenomenally shite anywhere else. A fitting up-tempo love song to a very, very, very special little romance GaGa so desperately trys to deny. well, the album IS for ü... #shade

The Edge of Glory - 11/10
I ain't writing about it again, just read the last article. http://werenothereforthat.blogspot.com/2011/06/song-of-week-pop-lady-gaga-edge-of.html . To summarise, its orgasmic. PRETTY DAMN AMAZING! *gives thumbs up to the camera*N

Overall, 'Born This Way' has its ups and downs (95% ups, 5% downs) and still manages to retain its charm, likability, catchy-ness and overall class that GaGa always brings so effortlessly to the table with such pizazz and fashion that none of her peers could ever hope to achieve. Its 80's, its crazy, its cohesive and its GaGa. To some, it may not be the best album of the Decade, but the greatest pop album of the year AND the greatest pop album since Britney's flawless 'Blackout'? I think so.....

Best Bits: Government Hooker, Scheiße, Bloody Mary, Heavy Metal Lover, The Edge of Glory
Shit Bits: Bad Kids & The Queen
RATING: 5 out of 5

Sympathy ? Hell yeah !

Ive decided to just do a wee quick review of one of my all-time favorite songs The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil.

Now, my fascination with this song comes from an, admittedly, sad place. My favorite book is Mikhail Bulgakov - The Master and Margarita and it was rumored that this book was Mick Jaggers' inspiration for the song as some of the lines are similar.

At just over 6 minutes long, its not the shortest of songs but it does tell a decent story, unlike most of the pish that is spouted out by today's crack-ravaged youth (yeah, Ke$ha am lookin at you, feel free to come at me bro). As this glorious little chart depicts...



With a marvelous rock arrangement behind it, Sympathy for the Devil detail some of the worst human atrocities that have been witnessed by the narrator of the story... SATAN ! This includes the Russian Revolution 1917 (I stuck around St. Petersburg when i saw it was a time for a change.) and the JFK assassination (I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedy's ?' When after all it was you and me.)

The Rolling Stones took a bit of flak for this song as some Christian Extremists (the batshit motherfuckers) took the line 'So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste.' to be evidence that Jagger and his crew were secret devil worshipers.


The fucking Illuminati get everywhere don't they ?


P.S - Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom >>> LIFE !
P.P.S - I do not in anyway condone the Illuminati... ELLA ELLA ELLA ! BAPHOMET ATTACK !


Friday 24 June 2011

WNHFT hits 50 Posts Bitches... Bow Da Fawk DownnnnE!

Yes Gawrls you read correctly, WNHFT has officially hit 50 posts. I honestly don't know what to say. Id like to thank the academy, and my mum, Xtina 'cause she is mah biggest inspurrrrasiunnnn...
but seriously, to all the people who have checked out the blog thank you. Your support is much appreciated. Thanks for stanning WNHFT like mad cunts and last of all...


Now, lets raise our glass to WNHFT. May the shade and biased bashing continue forever more!

*Pu$$y Pops to 'Raise Your Glass'*

Ke$ha discuss's Lady GaGa & Britney (ugh...)






This post is a doosey, so all Kat$hit stans should vacate the building if possible. Recently, Ke$ha took it upon herself to discuss the 2 H.B.I.C's of POP during two separate interviews, discussing Britney to The Daily Star and GaGa to Rolling Stone. Shall we discuss Britney first?
Speaking to the Daily Star, Ke$ha said it would be a dream come true to work with Miss. Spears, even though just over a year ago she threw some pretty serious shade at the megastar in her song 'Styrofoam'. Here's what Ke$ha had to say:

"I really hope we can make it work. I know people who saw some early previews of Britney's show and said it was amazing - so I can't wait to go myself."  Ke$ha also recently claimed that she is "proud" of writing the track for Spears, stating that "it solidifies [her] as a songwriter in the pop world".
Ugh....


 no.
Now for the GaGa shade... here for go gawrls. During a recent interview with the 'Sleazy' singer, Rolling Stone magazine said that her recent flop EP proves that "you would kick Lady Gaga’s ass in a freestyle battle.” (sigh) Do you think that's true and how do you feel about being compared to other female artists?
"Y’know, I get it all the time. I get compared to everyone and their brother. I’m really not trying to be anyone else. I’m rapping when I wanna rap, I’m singing when I wanna sing, I’m screaming when I wanna scream. Compare me to whoever you want and comparing me to a successful, strong woman like Lady Gaga is a huge compliment but I do think I’m very different to anybody out right now. Everyone has their talent but I think what I bring is very different."

Ummmmmmm...................


Kay Bitch

Umm... 'kay... where to begin on this one... imma do this by numbers


1) After the looks shes thrown GaGa at award shows and all the shade she threw at Britney before collaborating with her, i can't help but feel this statement is beyond crass and fake...
2) GaGa doesn't rap, so a 'freestyle' would be kinda obsolete. Lil Mama could whoop Gaga's ass in a freestyle for Christ sake! The bitch ain't a rapper (thankfully)
3) All your tracks sound like 2006 Britney Rejects... your hardly bringing anything 'fresh' and 'new' to an already pretty generic table bitch.
4) You insulted Britney several times last year. Not just in 'Styrofoam', in interviews where you actually name checked her. Stop fucking dick riding Godney just cause you were on a shitty remix.


Well gorls, I'm out. Thoughts on Ke$ha? leave 'um below in the comments...




I cannot even with this one... i really can't... Don't like it? Well then...



Thursday 23 June 2011

Google Results: Why is Lady GaGa


The google results of 'Why is Lady GaGa...' in Canada... umm...
WHY IS LADY GAGA A MOTORCYCLE

Beyoncé's "4" out monday: Apocalypse Now?


Well guys, it hate to say it but it seems like the end is upon us. On Monday, after weeks of promo and no hits to show for it, Beyoncé is going to release her album "4" to what everyone seems to think will be nothing more than abysmal results. I hate to say it, but i agree with them. I think that Beyoncé's is going to flop...

Im saying this for a number of reasons tbh... Mainly down to how much promo she has done and she has nothing to show for it. Bey has been on the likes of American Idol, has had High profile music video premiers, has put ads out on ads during prime time television, and (as many pressed hoes have claimed) has used Payola as far as it will go. All of Beyoncé's attempts this era has seemingly been unsuccessful, which is a shame in itself, as the material this time is better than ever ("4" is flawless) and Beyoncé herself seems really proud of it.

The only positive is that 'Best Thing i never had' seems to be picking up on us RADIO, but with 4 days to go until release and with both normal and deluxe versions of the album leaking online early, i honestly don't see this sudden increase in plays helping Bey out very much...

So gawrls, what are your estimations for "4"s debut? To be honest, if it does 200K in the US first week i will be impressed, but i do not have high hopes for Bey at this point... Stans can get you so far, but 95% of people who buy music ain't stans. If the general public don't know/don't give a flying fuck about your latest release its bound to flop... #truth

What do y'all think? Leave your comments below with your estimations for Queen Bey's first week sales...

Dear Honey Bey, i WILL cry for you...

Hot Track Alert: DEV - 'In The Dark'

Since i listen to pretty much everything and anything i want to, as well as posting the 'Song of the Week' every Monday night (i will, wait and see...) i will be posting a 'Hot Track Alert' every so often when i decided that a song is my new Pu$$y Poppin' anthem (expect a new post once every few days) Yep. Now its time for the first official post.

Today's Pu$$y poppin' anthem is DEV's new single 'In The Dark', the follow up to her other hit 'Bass Down Low'. A catchy little dance song about the Horizontal Monster Mash, the song features a strangely effective saxophone section and a siren like verse. Overall? Its pretty epic. Ive got nothing else to say besides this is undoubtedly the song that will launch DEV into the big leagues. 'Bass Down Low' garnered attention to her and 'In the Dark' will hopefully bring her the success this aspiring singer deserves. I don't know if i prefer this to the ever epic 'Bass Down Low', but none the less, Its a pretty fantastic wee song and it will be on repeat for the next few days, even if i have known about it for a month or so now. Listen to the video above and enjoy...

Best Bit: The 'Dan-Dan-Da-Da-Dancing In the Daaaaaaaark' section before the saxophone section
Shit Bit: The 'Its the Cateracs' slogan in the middle of the song. ugh...
OVERALL: 4.5 out of 5

Katy Perry dyes her hair... GINGER?!?!?!

Umm... wow... yep.... thats Katy Perry. According to the 'California Gurls' singer, she wanted to dye her hair bright piss yellow, but because of how black it was and has been for years she cant dye it that colour right off the bat and needs to have her hair this reddy colour for the next 3 weeks....
In my personal opinion, piss yellow hair will NOT suit her. She has a very 50's look to her face that yellow will not compliment very well. To quote Amy Winehouse, this bitch needs to go back to black ASAP.

Anyone else think she looks like a happier version of Rachel Evan Wood with that colour of hair?

Lady GaGa 's 'Judas' instrumental leaks


Another Lady Gaga instrumental has leaked, this time its the one off of her last single 'Judas'. The instrumental is rather interesting. Its much more intense and manic sounding than the actual single and sounds more like the demo, which had a more animalistic quality to.
Download below and leave your thoughts in the comments.

http://www.mediafire.com/?y9kb739dj0qur9e


DISCLAIMER: WereNotHereForThat had nothing to do with the leak of this instrumental and all credit goes to Martianleaks for doing so. Follow him on twitter at www.twitter.com/martianleaks

Wednesday 22 June 2011

The UK Music Scene


Well guys, its time for another rant from your host, Busty St.Clair... this time, I'm gonna be ranting about the current state of the charts in the UK and why i feel like gouging my eyes out and listening to a live Little Boots CD every time i go onto iTunes or look at the midweeks.

First of all, let me begin by saying a lot of this isn't about UK acts or music produced over here, but more about this mindless twats who actually buy the music and get each act to number 1 depending on what they pick and choose.

This morning i woke up to find that Jason DeRulo with one of the most annoying, painfully bad tracks i have EVER hear in my entire life is STILL on top of the UK iTunes charts while other more talented acts like Sophie Ellis-Bextor and the like languish at peak positions of #25 (single) and #33 (album) while shite acts like Tinie Tempah and N-Dubz ride high every single weak with a painfully shite track while artists that actually put out REAL music fade away upon release and are never heard of again...
I'm gonna now list a few things that I think are ruining the UK music scene as we know it...

1) ADELE
Right, let me get something straight. I think Adele is one of the most talented vocalists of our generation and her voice and talent should NOT be overlooked. But seriously? I'm fucking sick of hearing about her. Ever since the BRIT awards in early 2011 it seems like we will NEVER be rid of Adele nor her fucking chair she never seems to be out of. JUST BECAUSE HER MUSIC DOESN'T FEATURE A TECHNO BEAT DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY MORE DEEP THAN YOU ALREADY ARE! FACE THE FACTS HOE! YOUR STILL AS DEEP AS A FUCKING PADDLING POOL! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

2) Under performing Superstars
In 2011, both Lady GaGa & Britney Spears (the biggest pop bitches in the game) released new music only to see it underperfom. (GaGa peaked at #3 with BTW, but the album sold more than estimated. Britney peaked at #6 and her album #9). im not campaining for better chart positions from these two, but when acts like LMFAO are number one for 3 weeks instead of Gaga ad BritBrit (who both released endlessly better material) it makes me wonder if everyone in the UK is more inept than the man who gave Brandy a drivers licence or gave Keri Hilson a recording contract. Don't even get me fucking started on Beyonces new material, that although better than ever is flopping harder than Xtina Aguilera singing the hits of the third Reich...

3) The Rise of Jessie J
Ive got nothing to say about you except...


Those are just 3 of the reasons that i feel are ruining the UK music scene? Like seriously? I'm fucking sick of ignorant chavs running this bitch. That's it. I'm seriously fucking done. If you don't like it then i suggest that you seriously go fuck yourself and learn to just...

This is Busty St.Clair signing out. Now drink up that tea and enjoy it....

Random Chick 'goes in' on fanbases (Monsters, Angels, Navy etc.)

This random chick (or the banned user MonsterBread if you have a GaGaDaily account) took it upon herself to spill the truest tea i have ever heard  in my entire life. No fucking joke.
For some unknown reason MonsterBread decided to go in on all fanbases and their seemingly mindless devotion towards their 'faves'.
Highlights include her covering the nickname 'Mother Monster', namechecking HausOfJay, discussing the fact that mindless devotion is a big no-no on the interwebz and claiming that Lil Kim actually has fans. Priceless.

What do y'all think? As a giant 'monster' myself, i whole heartidly agree tbqfh... I will NEVER call GaGa mother monster as i personally find it creepy. Its alright when she says it, but when some bitch on twitter says it moments after tweeting about her REAL mother? umm... no thanks... thats not to say i love Gags any less than any other devoted monster, but their ARE limits gawrls...

All imma say is this. TONIGHT, SOME TRUE ASS TEA WAS SPILLED!
Thats right gorl, drink it in....

Britney Spears - I Wanna Go (video)

No words can discribe how much i fucking LOVE this video. Like, seriously. After months and months of letdowns and videos that were nothing more than lackluster Britney finally puts her money where her mouth is and releases a fantastic video.
Its fun, sexy (she looks good, ADMIT IT) and needless to say its VERY Britney. Not Britney in her peak, but the new, more fun Britney we all need to come to know and love. Its fucking flawless...

GODNEY IS BACK TO SNATCH WIGS YA LESSOR HOES!
VIDEO OF THE FUCKING YEAR!
hew da fawk mad?

Tuesday 21 June 2011

Amy Winehouse 'perfoms' in Belgrade... (perfoms = slurrs)

Im not even gonna say anything about this except that i thought things were going better for old Amy. Apparently i thought wrong... *sigh* ... Lets be honest. She still sounds like an old emphasimia stricken horse just begging to be sent off to the flop fctory dump along with Paris Hilson's solo record and the remains of Brandys mashed up, blood stained automobile.... what the fuck man? *wanders off to listen to 'Tears Dry on their Own' in a corner somewhere, crying incoherantly*....

My exact reaction to watching the video tbqfh...
I AINT PICKING MY JAW UP OFF THE FLOOR FOR GOOD REASONS GAWRLS!

AMY SIS, WHAT HAPPENED? (Besides drugs 'n shit)

Jordy's song of the week

I have decided to do a 'Song of the week' and im going to start with the unknown but amazing song 'Out Of Control' By Oingo Boingo.

First, let me just say that Oingo Boingo are my favourite all-time band. I stan for them, big time. They are led by the immensely talented Danny Elfman (who is also Tim Burtons favorite composer and uses him in the majority of his films. He also wrote 'The Simpsons' theme tune) and are a very underrated 80's New Wave band.


The sexy Mr Elfman ^ :)


'Out Of Control' comes from their sixth studio album 'Light and the End of the Tunnel' (one of their poorer albums in my opinion) and was released in 1990. The song takes on a much more serious tone than much of their earlier work such as Only A Lad and Nothing To Fear (But Fear Itself) and deals with teen suicide.

The story behind it is that many teenagers had written to Elfman asking him for help with their dark thoughts and this song was the reply to these pleas, with lyrics such as 'There's a black sun, casting black shadows and i know that you feel so alone. Your out of control and you want the world to love you.'

When i first heard it i felt genuinely uplifted by the end of it and it has moved itself firmly into my top 10 Oingo Boingo songs EVER ! I'm all for being cheery and depression is less fun than a weekend away with Chris Martin (who i would happily punch in the face until my hand fell off).

I get many accusations of stanning for a 'Basic Bitch' and a band who are a 'flop' ( YEAH AM LOOKIN AT YOU BUSTY !!!) But for the sheer enjoyment that comes from listening to their music i am willing to put up with such insults !




ALSO, they have a video with dancing midgets. Oingo Boingo - Little Girls :P Little Girls is NOT about being a pedophile. Its about young gold-diggers who go for rich older men.

P.S - 'I-i-i love little girls. They make me feel so GOOD !'
P.P.S - 'I-i-i love little girls. They make me feel so BAD !'




Weird Al Yankovic releases GaGa parody 'Perform This Way'

After the controversy surrounding the singles release a couple of weeks ago*, Weird Al Yankovic has just released his video for his Lady GaGa parody, 'Perform This Way', and it goes without saying that is is absolutly fucking hilarious.

As a massive GaGa stan, i have got to admit, this is soooooo funny and one of the better parodies i have seen (although NOT better than Sherry Vines GaGa parodies). Usually most parodies are clich'ed and full of shit that isnt even remotly funny (i have a dick, my music is shit, im a theif etc...) but Weird Al has successfully managed to create a funny parody that wasnt all that insulting to Gags while managing to rip the piss out of her in a way we all do, just here done with a little more class than your usual run of the mill parody (heres looking at you Smosh).

Check out the video above and leave your comments in the box below? what did you think? Amazing, or a blatant disrespect to 'Mother Monster' and her 'artistry' *rolls eyes*
LEAVE COMMENTS BELOW!

*The controversy was that Al took to his blog to say GaGa had said NO to releasing the single after he went through a rigerous process to finish the song and play it  to her. Well, after the news his GaGas manager came out and said he didnt want it released as at the time 'Born This Way' was still riding high in the charts, seems GaGa hadnt even heard the single yet. Yep... thats it. Boring ehh?

Cee-Lo Green goes on a homophobic rant after 1 scathing review.


Well ladies, get ready for yet another shitstorm, as Cee-Lo Green has went on a lil hoophobic rant on twitter.
After attending a Rihanna concert, Music editor Andrea Svensson took it upon herself to say what the majority of people attending the Rihanna concert were thinking, that Cee-Lo Green trundled around onstage for 40 minutes, sung poorly and did nothing but wipe his head every two minutes, saying he was the shitest part of an otherwise enjoyable concert experience.
Upon hearing this news Cee-Lo took it upon himself to start slamming 'teh gaaays' in a twitter rant that dispite him deleting the tweets will NOT be soon forgotten.

I respect your criticism but be fair! People enjoyed last night! I’m guessing you’re gay? And my masculinity offended you? Well, fuck  you!

Cee-Lo Green and masculinity ehh? Umm...
Somehow, i DON'T think its your 'masculinity' that was the major low-point of the reviewers evening, especially not when a lot of other concert goes agreed Heidi Montag would have been a more interesitng opening act. Also, have you checked google latley? 'Is Cee Lo Green gay' is like, in ,the top 5 results!. After hearing the news stans everywhere descended like vultures all screaming for pieces of Cee-Lo's wig (or lack thereof) the 'Crazy' singer took it upon himself to tweet the following 'apology'...


I most certainly am not harbouring any sort of negative feeling toward the gay community, I always expect people to assume that everything I do is part of my character and sense of humour.’

Doesnt seem like much of an apology to me, seems more like a direct 'hew gon check me boo?' towards every gay music lover everywhere. And considering the main deographic for his type of music is either gay guys or girls, i think its safe to say you shouldnt be biting the hand that feed ou Cee-lo, even if it DOES seem like you've had enough...