Wednesday 22 June 2011

The UK Music Scene


Well guys, its time for another rant from your host, Busty St.Clair... this time, I'm gonna be ranting about the current state of the charts in the UK and why i feel like gouging my eyes out and listening to a live Little Boots CD every time i go onto iTunes or look at the midweeks.

First of all, let me begin by saying a lot of this isn't about UK acts or music produced over here, but more about this mindless twats who actually buy the music and get each act to number 1 depending on what they pick and choose.

This morning i woke up to find that Jason DeRulo with one of the most annoying, painfully bad tracks i have EVER hear in my entire life is STILL on top of the UK iTunes charts while other more talented acts like Sophie Ellis-Bextor and the like languish at peak positions of #25 (single) and #33 (album) while shite acts like Tinie Tempah and N-Dubz ride high every single weak with a painfully shite track while artists that actually put out REAL music fade away upon release and are never heard of again...
I'm gonna now list a few things that I think are ruining the UK music scene as we know it...

1) ADELE
Right, let me get something straight. I think Adele is one of the most talented vocalists of our generation and her voice and talent should NOT be overlooked. But seriously? I'm fucking sick of hearing about her. Ever since the BRIT awards in early 2011 it seems like we will NEVER be rid of Adele nor her fucking chair she never seems to be out of. JUST BECAUSE HER MUSIC DOESN'T FEATURE A TECHNO BEAT DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY MORE DEEP THAN YOU ALREADY ARE! FACE THE FACTS HOE! YOUR STILL AS DEEP AS A FUCKING PADDLING POOL! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

2) Under performing Superstars
In 2011, both Lady GaGa & Britney Spears (the biggest pop bitches in the game) released new music only to see it underperfom. (GaGa peaked at #3 with BTW, but the album sold more than estimated. Britney peaked at #6 and her album #9). im not campaining for better chart positions from these two, but when acts like LMFAO are number one for 3 weeks instead of Gaga ad BritBrit (who both released endlessly better material) it makes me wonder if everyone in the UK is more inept than the man who gave Brandy a drivers licence or gave Keri Hilson a recording contract. Don't even get me fucking started on Beyonces new material, that although better than ever is flopping harder than Xtina Aguilera singing the hits of the third Reich...

3) The Rise of Jessie J
Ive got nothing to say about you except...


Those are just 3 of the reasons that i feel are ruining the UK music scene? Like seriously? I'm fucking sick of ignorant chavs running this bitch. That's it. I'm seriously fucking done. If you don't like it then i suggest that you seriously go fuck yourself and learn to just...

This is Busty St.Clair signing out. Now drink up that tea and enjoy it....

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