Yes bews you read correctly. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide you husband, cause another Stan War has just broken out on Twitter, soon to be reaching a web space near you. Tonight at approximately 9:13pm the first shots were fired in the latest stanwar thats will undoubtibly soon begin to fuck up your timeline, besmirch your YouTube comment box and spam your inbox's. This stanwar was of course the tension coming to a head between the BeyHive and Rihanna Navy.
After the recent coo' on BWorld (formerly BeyonceWorld, now BasicWorld) which found the Rihanna Navy successfully driving out the Beyonce stans and claiming it as their own, things on Internet forums everywhere have gotten a Lil bit like Austria in 1914. Tense, out of control and everyone just waiting for a reason to skull drag one another to the depth of hell and back again. Well unfortunatly tonight no one was assassinated and instead, Beyonce stans around the world were given the opportunity to smack the white off a bitch when Rihanna herself responded to a 'hater' (who questioned Rihanna's level of class - or lack thereof - after reading her usually illegible tweet), saying 'FUCK u CUNT'.
Without a moment to think the situation through, the Bey stans descended like a pack of vultures and the Cyber-Scalping had begun. Pieces of red, Ariel wig and brown, fake wig were flying left and right, up and down and all around. It soon got graphic as the Bey stans attacked Rihannas 'questionable' live performances and her inability to sell albums beyond the initial first week sales as well as the lack of Number 1 albums to her name. In typical basicbitch fashion, The Rihanna stans dismissed the question, responding with 'ShE hAs LiEk, 10 #1 SiNgLes!!!!1 hEw Da FaWk MaD?!?!1?'.
While this war raged on and the Bey/Rih stans called for backup, they found no one was willing to help out. This was due to the fact that The GaGa/Britney stans were still having their own dispute in the Royal Hall of Pop, viciously snatching wig and skull dragging one another over just who is the current princess of pop, soon to be queen once MenopauseDonna finally kicks the preverbial bucket, hopefully soon.
As of now, both groups are still fighting and the 'Scalped' toll has reached inconceivable numbers, with heavy losses seen on both sides. Ourt agents on the field - Miss. Consuela Guadalupe and Hootie McBoob - will bring you all the latest information as it happens...
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